“I love school because I love learning!” – SG
“I like going to ‘Little Pears’ because its fun and I can play games.” – AB
“I want to stay in the EAL Class forever!” – AP
“I enjoy energy club because I play games with my friends.” – AS
“I like the reward trips, especially lazer tag!” – JC
“The football team is great!” – SL
“I love EAL trips on the minibus.” – IL
“Maths lessons are the best!” – SW
“Maths is my best lesson because I like doing my times tables.” – KH
“I love going on lots of trips.” – TR
“My teacher helps me when I don’t understand.” – AM
“When I finish my work I help other people.” – CB
“Science is great because we get to do experiments.” – NC
“My teacher is the best teacher ever!” – FR
“I use an ipad to help me check my work.” – LF
“Netball club is good fun.” – SH

Comic Relief Joke Competition

In order to raise money for Comic Relief, we had a one day tuck shop and a joke competition.

 

Children from Reception to Year 6 took part in the joke competition.  Each class teacher chose the best jokes from their class to enter the competition final.

 

Class Winners were:                                                                                                                                   Destiny, Harvey, Sinan, Cairon, Amera, Lacey, Ivan, Adam, Jessica, Oliwia, Chloe, Megan, Joseph, Connor, Cesar, Marlene, Immy, Chelsea, Tia, Denis, Nicole, Asha, Tyla, Nia, James & Caysey.

 

The class winners told their jokes to the whole school and were judged by Mrs Motion, Mrs Bartlett, Mrs Parry who work in the office.

 

 

The judges chose one winner from each year group:

 

 

Here are some of the jokes:

 

What do you call a skeleton that tells jokes?   Funny Bones!

What do you call a scared monkey?   A Whimpanzee!

Waiter, waiter there’s a bee in my soup.   That’s because its alphabet soup!

Knock knock!   Who’s there?  Cows go!   Cows go who?   No, cows go mooo!

What is blue & fluffy?   Pink fluff holding its breath!

Why did the cat cross the road?   To meowwww to the other side!

How do you catch a whole school of fish?   With book worms!

Knock knock!   Who’s there?  Interrupting sheep!  Interrupting ……    Barrrrrrrr!

Why did the orange stop?   Because he ran out of juice!

Why didn’t the girl have long hair?   Because she didn’t want to get it tangled!

What’s the difference between a piano and a fish?   You can’t tuna fish!

What do elves learn in school?   The elf-abet!

How do you make a tissue dance?   Put a little boogey in it!

What do you call a man with a short leg and a tall leg?   An alien!